Going to North NJ

Kinda sucks. Because all I will do there is watch little girls dance around like sluts. I for one would happen to want to go out and dance like a slut. NOT. I mean come on.

The moms do there make up, hair, costume, feed them, and a whole bunch of other crap, JUST SO they can dance around like sluts.

The April Chronicles

Has in-store for you, all that I have gone through. And it will behold the truth. Everything I do, I did, and what I want to do will most likely be on this blog. Expect the unexpected. I start tomorrow.

I am

The Jew.
The Turtle.
Your Best Friend.
The Bitch.
The Random One.
The Chosen One.
The Weilder Of The Key Blade.
The One You Hate.
And Everything you imagined.